Chuck Norris Jokes 3

Chuck Norris isn�t lactose intolerant. He just doesn�t put up with lactose�s shit.

Chuck Norris doesn�t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he�s full.

Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what �his way� detailed, he replied: �with barbed wire and nails, of course�. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.

Chuck Norris never �gets laid�, rather: �laid gets Chuck�.

Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris

Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying �there isn�t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member�. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.

Helen Keller�s favorite color is Chuck Norris

Mr. T wanted a shorter name. But it was taken.